Two options, ONE decision

Next semester is going to start in a week time. Excited, well, I am. I have been lazing around for more than a month. It's time to get serious and start cramming books again.

My results wasn't good in 2nd semester. I guess luck is not dependable and is not always there when you need it. Weird it may seem but where is the good karma I deserve??

I realized in uni, we need to concentrate from the beginning of the sem. We need to get good results for mid-term and good grades in your assignments as well as in projects. Or else, you will ended up slapping yourself when finals' results came out and you are darn fcuking near with A's.

I was hoping to enter the Golden Key Club by getting into dean's list for two sem straight but my 2nd sem result was quite far from 3.5. Sigh sigh..

Anyway, new sem, new start, new decisions to be made. I need to make a crucial decision by end of next week which is what field should I be minoring?

There are two options in mind.

First, psychology. From the seniors and other people who took/are taking it, this subject is rather easy to score. Basically, 50% of them will get an A. Thus, it will definitely pull up your cgpa and your overall results. Furthermore, there will only be two hours lecture per week, no assignments, no projects. That sounds pretty cool, right?

But the thing is darn a lot of people are taking it and apparently, I will be competing with all these people in the future on the same field, which probably is the corporate world. Thus, it means there will be a lot of people looking for jobs with more or less the same qualifications, such a WTF-ing foreseeable situation.

The second option is japanese. I have been wanting to learn japanese since 4 or 5 years back, when I was exposed to Youth Exchange Program. It is an important tool for me to know more japanese girls. It is saddening to know that japanese cannot speak proper english. When I was in Japan, due to language barrier, I missed out many chances to bla bla bla(if u hv a great mind, u will noe).

Anyway, the reason up there is not the main reason though(fingers crossed). By learning japanese, I believe it will lead me to a better chance getting a job. If possible, I don't even mind working in Japan. After all, the paid there is fuiiiyooo but same goes with living expenses. Anyhow, the girls there are double fuiiyoo..

There was a friend who told me this:

"European girls are fantastic in bed but not so pretty, Malaysian girls pulak are the worst in bed but good-looking. As for Japanese, they are great in bed and sugoii kawaii.''

I 101% agree with the statement. The way japanese girls carry themselves are so fcuking-licious. No matter what they do or say, it's a HUGE turn on. When they are in costumes, ~~~~~~~~~~, do I need to say it out??

But, learning a new language is not easy. From the seniors, you will be suffering when it comes to second or higher levels. Some of them who took it just barely passed. By the way, this course consists of six hours lecture per week and there are a lot of assignments and presentations. Sigh~~

Really donno wad 2 pick laaaaa. I sangat-sangat bo suka making decisions.. Urghhhhh..

So, two options, ONE decision.
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Hybrid or Hibird??

Last Saturday was YM’s farewell party. There was darn a lot of people and YM was busy entertaining them which are mostly girls. He totally abandoned us, his good friends. Anyway, I met some new friends and pulled some pranks here and there.

YM has a hybrid Honda Civic. When he got his car, all of us have an urge to kacau his car. We even gave his car a new name, hi-bird it is. We always ejek him and ask him to drive us around with his ‘hibird’, fuel efficient ma.

Anyway, when we were told about the party, we knew it will be our last chance to do something with his car as we have been talking about it since months ago. Our plan was changing the word hybrid to hi-bird. The alphabet I, we planned to use a middle finger to replace it. But, we were afraid that his parents might see it before him and it will be really WTF-ing~~

So, we use this instead of the middle finger.

Mission accomplished.

If he doesn’t see it and drive his car to his uni, I think anyone who sees it will laugh at him. Then, he might grab a knife and chase after us and three of us will die laughing.

That’s life, right peeps??

Anyway, a lot of wine and liquor were swallowed down that day and KY was drunk. He was pissing–up as if it’s water.

We had some fun and kacau-ed him kao kao. Haha..

That's what friends for, right??

P/s: Best friends are the ones who make fool of you when u r half-dead.

Fishing is boring

Fishing is my dad’s hobby. He goes fishing whenever he has time. Anyway, I was introduced by Kenn into this boring thingy. He finished his diploma in fishery and going to Tasmania to study i-think-it's-about-fish-again(What’s your course aa, u nv tell me la). Thus, fishing is kind of his thing..

The first time I went fishing was last year at a lake near our housing area. I got nothing that day but Kenn got a few tilapias. Another buddy, Kien Yee got a small tilapia as well. I was the only one who went home empty-handed. WTF..

Anyway, last Friday, it was my second fishing trip. We drove all the way to Kuala Selangor to try our luck. The road was rather congested but we had some fun in the car. That idiot’s car is spacious where we can put our legs straight.

I was quite excited. I even tried my new ‘pusing-pusing thingy’(crap, I forgot the name of that thing again) in the car.

I dreamt of catching a shark the night before. Thus without catching a fish, I am not going BACK, that was what in my mind. Even a nibble will do.

When we reached KS, we parked our car in front of a restaurant and walked into the kampung to find a fishing spot. Then, we found one yet~~

But who cares, no one will give a damn and halau us right?

Then, we started to connect our fishing rod, put the bait on and bla bla bla.

We bought some small fishes and a small bag of earth worm as baits.

Then, Kenn teached me how to use the 'spoon', it's a kind of fake bait which is 'wadeva' to me. I just want to get at least a fish, that's all..

When it was my time to do it, everyone was like running far far away from me. Crappy betul, as if like I will accidentally 'kenakan' the hook on them. Do I look like a noob?

It was noon and unexpectedly we were attacked, yes, ATTACKED by gazillion blood suckers. We sent Ming and Kien Yee to a grocery store nearby on an important mission of getting Shieldtox asap.

Seriously, Shieldtox was our life saver. Without it, we might dried up in half an hour. Basically, we have to put it everywhere. The mosquitos were like hungry as if they have never been sucking blood for years~~

Luckily it was very effective, 99% of the mosquitos were gone in seconds. Finally, we can do our thing without disturbance.

Half an hour passed, but we got nothing. It was a time where our patience were truly tested. The bait kept on missing and boredom started to strike. Then, suddenly, Ming shouted that Kien Yee might got something.

It was really something and it looked heavy. I was standing aside watching and in a short while, what a 'huge fish' he got.

I guess pollution is pretty serious in that area as well.

Then, I continue with my thing. After a while, I sensed something. A 'something' was on the hook. I was like darn excited, I thought it's a fish.

But when I started rolling back the string, that 'something' did not struggle at all. It was pretty smooth. And yea, I got nothing but a grass. Fcuk~~

Then, another half an hour passed~~ Boredom started rising again.

Another half an hour passed again. Boredom was on the air~~

Even, the 'fish expert' was 'bertafakur' in a sitting mode..

It was almost 10 and as usual, hunger was attacking someone(You all should know who la). I did not want to ciao but majority rules. That fella drove there some more. And with that, it left me no option.

After finished packing, we put all the stuffs in the car and makan at donno-what-name restaurant. The restaurant is pretty standard and the seafood there is cheap(duhh?? it's a fish village).. Anyway, we ordered 7 dishes. The photos will do the talking~~

Crap, I don't know the correct word of this dish in chinese(is it 螺) and english as well.

Curry shark meat

Crispy fried oyster(ooh2 jian1)

Steamed tiger prawn with egg(another 2 makan-ed edy)

Fried cuttle fish

No photos for the lala and vege. We were way too busy feeding ourselves.

The food was good and we enjoyed it. But from the trip, I made a conclusion,

FISHING IS BORING.

It sucks~~

Funny Conversation with J~~

I was chatting with a girl the other day. Lets call her J. Anyway, the conversation was rather short but some what, I think it's hilarious.

I believe she knew who I was but she refused to admit it. So, I just play along with her. From the conversation, she stated that she will only chat with 'leng cai' and I don't belong to that group. Then, the conversation went into this~~

Me: acc 2 other ppl who commented on my physical appearance, I m quite good-looking lor.

Me: What do u think about urself? (Hmm, this will be fun)

Me: pretty?

J: i dunn think i am pretty

J: but i believe that i am good looking

Me: haha, wads de difference? (wadde f, r u kidding me??)

J: the other ppl is a bit unconcious? (wow, look who's talking)

J: pretty n gd looking is diff (ya ya, u r de only 1 who noes it)

J: pretty is pretty (wow, wad a great explaination)

J: gd looking is gd-looking (so clever la)

Me: i noe well enuff wad pretty is

Me: as well as gd looking

Me: Jz dat both oso gd comments bout urself

Me: U r self-praising anyway

Some what I think I should be mean la.. I should say something like this

Are u stupid or retarded?

(From Kenn)

This girl here, seriously.. I pity her future bf.. She used to be normal-looking but due to various reason, she has deviated from it and getting worse..

I spent a few days with her in an island and I was so beh-tahan her. She doesn't have table manners, demanding, bitchy and no common sense at all! ! !

She said something during the trip..

J: What can we see in the water when we dive? (common sense is not common to common people after all~~)

Another one, I find it darn fcuking hilarious..

J: When I am in the water, I am afraid that I will step on the fishes. (Is that even possible, what was her thinking??)

Hahaha, silly right??

K??? Yee, all the best to you la(inside joke).. Hahahahahahaha..

A fishing trip without fishing string??

I will be going out for a fishing trip tommorrow at Kuala Selangor with a few friends. At first I thought I have all the things needed at home, as usual. Yet, when I was searching for fishing rods, I can't find any. Crappy like hell, what's the point of joining a fishing trip without having a fishing rod, right??

All the stuffs just gone. Then, finally, I found a bag at a corner..

I was quite happy. I found two fishing rods in it. Hoho..

Then, I realized, something is missing..

I can't locate any fishing string in it, and the 'guling-guling thingy'.. Then I called my dad and he told me that he brought all the stuffs with him in Genting. I was like, WHAT?? Sigh~~

Anyway, I am going to buy a new one tomorrow. Or should I say, I have to?? Grr.. RM100 will be gone just like that.. Why la~~ Why these kind of things always happen when I am broke??

WTF..

Essentials for life

I read someone's blog and in it, she talked about a note from her ex-bf saying essentials for life which are

• Someone to love
• Something to do
• Something to hope for

I had been searching for someone special for a few years. Now, I think I found her. Though there are a lot of problems and obstacles in between but I believe with tolerance, compromise and love, it will be solved eventually..

And for the past few weeks, I have been doing nothing, was just lazing around to kill excessive time. Seriously, I am a bit shame of myself.. Keep on wasting time~~

As for the last essential, something to hope for. Frankly speaking, I can't tell what my dreams are. I just know that, I got to earn a lot of money. The sole reason for it is just to provide a life where I can do anything I wish and go anywhere I want.

I think my life is kind of spiritless and not contented at all. It is full of crappy things. Didn't they say we need to live life to the full??

It strikes me and makes me ponder~~

What's my definition of life??

What am I seeking in life?

What's the purpose of life??

Clueless la.. I guess immature I still am.. Sigh sigh~~

Haunting chill~~

Well well, there are a few consequences after the silly adventure we did last Saturday.

Firstly, the spot where my sis and I kena bitten by leeches are darn itchy. Seriously, it's 'an itch I must scratch'(double meaning, haha). What an unbearable feeling..

Secondly, I kena scolded by my mom for bringing my sis along(my sis wanted to go wan la, how can she put the blame on me??). Grr..

Thirdly, one of the peeps, experienced a few weird incidents. When we were in the jungle, something soft actually touched his forehead but he just ignored it(I've just been told this a few hours before, now is 3 in the morning). Then, three weird things happened. He heard some noice a few times at night beside 'na tuk kong'(donno how 2 put this in english, any1??) but he saw nothing.. Weird~ This is the first thing. Then, the other day, he was in the car waiting for his friend. Out of nothing, the wiper suddenly on, left right, left right, left right.. Weird weird~~ The third case just happened an hour ago. After hanging out with us, he drove home. When he reached home, as usual, he off the car engine and do wad he got to do. Then, after closing the door, he realised that the engine is still on. Yet, he is very sure that he already off the engine before getting down from the car. Weird weird weird~~~

What is the significance of all these weird things?

Is it because of the third problem we predicted before?? Or is it just pure coincidence??

Hmm, I wonder~~

Totally random

It was another typical Friday night. My friends and I were hanging out at Hide, Menjalara. Then after a while, out of no where(can't remember the idea came from who, any idea guys??), we decided to do jungle-trekking at Templer Park in the middle of the night on that day itself. Hoho.

All the guys were excited(at least I was). Then we started to plan on basically everything in half an hour. Then off we go.

But there was a guy whose-name-should-not-be-mentioned didn't go with us. According to him, he has an appointment with a doctor and a lot of other stuffs to do on the next day. That's why he needs to stay at home and have a good rest. Well, only he, himself know best what the real reason is.


Then, all of us gathered at my house. We planned to drive there by using my cute little car.


It reminds me of the good old days where all of us travel here and there by using this car, especially for our biology project a few years back.


Anyway, before leaving, we went to a park near my house to get some twigs and small branches for the fire later on.



As usual, a 'cute' action by Kenn, the idiot..

Then, after getting all the drinks and chips from 7-eleven, off we ciao. By the way, it was 1.40 in the morning yet we were darn bersemangat, the excitement was sooo in the air.

After 20 minutes of driving, we reached our destination, Templer Park. It was darn dark and kind of scary that time. We can't really see other without the aid of a torchlight.

From the map, we realized that we need to walk for 2 km before reaching the waterfall.

Then, we started discussing on 'what to do' when 'undesirable' situations happen. We had three major foreseeable problems which are attack from wildboars, attack from homo sapiens and lastly, met with un-invited guest. Personally, I was quite looking forward on the latter problem. Anyway, after equiping ourselves with weapons, we started to walk into the jungle.

We walked in a formation of 2-2-2. I was the first guy whereas Kien Yee was the last man. All of us, except Kenn and my sis are very farmiliar with this place. After all, we have been camping at there since form 1.

Before we entered the jungle, some of us need to reply call of nature. I guess we can create our own 'waterfall'. Hoho..

Throughout the journey, we crossed 7 small bridges if I am not mistaken. There were a few obstacles as well. Our path were blocked by the bamboos and some confusing pathway. If we have taken the wrong path, probably we will ended up in Seremban, who knows? But, luckily I was the front guy, I led all of us to the right place. Hoho..



After an hour of walking, finally we reached our destination. But, we didn't dip ourselves in the water due to the last foreseeable problem I mentioned above. The waterfall is very famous for 'that' at night. We have heard 'stories' about it since don't know when~~ Who knows, it might be true and obviously we didn't want to take the risk.

Then, we began to start the fire to avoid attacks from the wild boar. We heard a lot of squeaky noice and I think it was from the wild boars.



We started to talk crap and the makan session(Kenn's fav) began. Kenn was whiiiiiiniiiiiiingggggg non-stop all the way due to hunger since from the beginning of the journey.

Then, we began to share our funny stories and reminisce the happy moments in Templer. In those days, we managed to catch a snake(by using my fish net) and we attempted to catch a wild boar(almost got it). It was so darn fun.




A video of us talking crap.

Then, I realized a leech is sucking my blood. Guess what, of course I didn't simply let it go. I sprayed some salt on it and then put it into a bottle of salt and threw it into the fire.

After killing the leech, my leg didn't stop bleeding. But since it wasn't painful at all, I just let it dry by it own. It took an hour to dry. Damn, blood sucker..

A video of me killing the leech.. Hoho~~

Then, we started to pack as the time was around 4.30am.

On the journey back, we saw something on the floor. At first we thought there were two huge fireflies but apparently, it's not.

They are some weird, bioluminescent mushrooms. I wonder, is it edible?? Should ask Kenn to try, our guinea pig~~ Hoho..

Before leaving the place, we took some photos as remembrance. Pity my sister, she is always the camera-lady~~

When we reached home, it was already 6 in the morning. Kenn even suggested bak-kut-teh as breakfast but we were a bit tired so, we totally ignored him. Haha..

It was pretty dangerous when I started to think back. I even brought my sister with us. If anything happened, is it bearable?? But well, it's all for the name of silly adventure.. And most importantly , we are still in 1 piece and still alive..