Updatessss..

It has been more than one month since I last updated my blog.

Anyway, I am still alive and kicking asses.. Haha..

There are some changes,

Guess what, I am the president for Petas. I am flattered to hold this post yet my life is very very hectic ever since. Straight after holding the post, I realized that we are going to organise a big event which is Lantern Festival in 6 weeks. Our target audience is 1000 students and we were like 'WHAT?????'. Many stumbling block were along the path. The paper work ain't done and basically all of the committe members didn't know what to do. Luckily we managed to learn everyhing at the fastest pace and now, everything is on track and I believe it will be one of the greatest events in USM.

Btw, I met with the bitchiest bitch ever in my life. It is even sader bcos she is my vice president. Anyway, that girl holds grudge on me because she wanted to be in my post yet I was kindof like rampas her thing. Guess what, she terang-terang backstab me here and there and keeps on creating shit for me. She is darn fcuking manipulative and keeps on influence other people to dislike me by telling lies. My life was kind of miserable and fulll of pressure at first due to that girl but luckily, at last, I manage to cope with it and after this event, I will ELIMINATE that girl.

About fencing, I went for the practice once and learnt the basic footstep. Yet, the week after, my right hand was hurt and still is due to some unexpected reason. So, it was the first and it is the last practice for me.

Floorball, once was one of my passions yet now is just a play-for-fun thingy. I am not in the state team anymore and seriously, I do not have any leisure if I join every week's training.

Now I am havinng my midterm exams and kind of studying everyday.

Basically, Petas made my life busy and it is a good thing as I learn a lot of stuffs and unexpectedly, I have grown up a little bit. Hoho..
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Hectic-nya

This sem is a darn busy sem for me.

Why is that so?? What's the difference between the previous sems and now?

Management Society

We are seniors this year and need to carry out a lot of activities ourselves. On the first week, we were busy planning for the activities throughout the year. Then, interview session of the freshmen and planning for the Interaction Day which will be held on 2nd of August. On the third and fourth week, Interaction Day again. Guess what, after the Interaction Day, we need to start planning for the Management Week and other coming activities. The list is like never ending~~

Floorball

I stopped playing floorball for around two months and now, everything is gone. I went to the Dalat for the training of the state team and I felt I am the suckiest player. Guess what, now I am under probation. If I do not perform well or keep on skipping trainings, I will be kicked out. The training pulak is every Tuesday and Saturday night. What should I do?

Japanese

As what I said, I am learning a brand new language this sem. I feel like a small kid where I need to pronounce each and every japanese characters after the sensei. Besides, each and everyone of us need to start a blog and write poses in japanese. It was like a normal thing until I found out that my laptop does not have japanese.. WTF.. How am I supposed to do it then??

Fencing

I wanted to learn fencing since first sem. And I am so going to join the Fencing Club this time. Basically, the training is on Sunday afternoon. Hoho, kind of excited la. It is a must for this sem.

PETAS

Basically, this is a club for the USM-ers who are not staying in hostel. The teacher advisor is DR. Anees which is my favourite lecturer. He asks us(the girls and I) to join the club so that he won't be bored. A funny guy he is and together, we can crap a lot. I mean realllllllly a lot. Haha. Guess what, I feel like getting a high pose summore. Should I and do I still have leisure for it??

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a GF..

So, get the picture!!!???????

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What a 'great' birthday prez!?

The girls including the lalat girl gave me a present. They hated me at first and now one of the gang is madly in love with me. Hoho. Nothing is permanent in this world and it's proven again.

Anyway, they actually decorated my room when I went out with my gf and the theme is pink.

Basically, even now, my room is full of pinkish stuffs.

They even gave me a pink float which I don't understand why.

Anyway, let me show you all their 'masterpiece'~~


They even kacau-ed my curtain~~


My mirror~~


The switches~~


My laptop~~

Memory card adapter~~

My bag~~

My sticks and ball~~

My cap~~

They even kacau-ed my mentos.

I guess I am too manly until they want to insert some feminity into me.

Or maybe my gf is not girlish enough and they did this to compensate me. Haha..

Either way, thanks ya, friends~~
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Surprise!?

It was 13th of July.

After the BBQ session, we went to one of the units to play cards.

Then, when I was in the room talking to I-can't-rmb-who-edy, my gf asked me to go out.

When I opened the door, the light was off. Birthday songs can be heard and I walked to the living room. As I reached there, I was stoned and speechlessly happy.

You can actually see the 'paiseh' face of mine~~

Yea, my friends had a surprise for me which seriously made me surprised.

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Making a wish~~

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Cutting the cake~~

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And this is my gf, unlucky me~~

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And these are the nice people I met in uni.

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Then, suddenly I feel like doing some naughty things . Hehehe..

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I searched for a prey to release the beast in me.. And~~~~~~ I found the lalat girl.

Guess what, the next 10 seconds, a cream war happened between the lalat girl and I.

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It was so fun where I actually wiped all the cream on her face. It was undoubtedly a very fun thing to do. I think I will do it again and again in the future. Maybe with the same prey some more. Hoho..

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After doing that, when I put my guard down, that lalat girl attacked me. Main tipu~~

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Guess what, after washing my face, the birthday boy was asked to mop the floor~~ Swt right??

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But anyway, I was happy and it was really fun.

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Thanks ya people..
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House warming party

Don't know why, laziness is on the air whenever I want to update my blog. Sigh sigh..

Anyway, last Sunday, we had a house warming party organised by six units who are staying in Desa University behind Mcd at Jalan Sungai Dua.(Yea, I am staying there, pay me a visit when you all are free, free accomodation ler.)

Basically, nothing much to talk about. It's just a normal BBQ session where we prepared the foods, bought some charcoal and then, started grilling our foods.





Then, we eat and mingle around.

Basically, half of the people there is from Management School. It feels good when you have many coursemate staying near to each other where you can always go kacau them when you are bored.

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Not only that, I kindof like our apartment which is quite a nice place, especially the swimming pool. Nice people although most of them can only speak hokkien~~

The only drawback is that I do not have a parking lot inside the apartment which is fcuking crappy at the moment. Grrrrrr..

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I feel OLD~~

Went to play floorball yesterday in uni and I noticed, my stamina all gone. I can't run, constantly need to rest and totally suck..

And again, went to Wern's church yesterday night and I noticed, I am no longer a teenager. I am a young adult.

I am in my early 20's! ! !

It's kind of freaking me out. It is like I can't fool around that much nowadays. I need to sit down and start jotting down my priorities in life and plan for my future.

It freaks me out even more when I realized, I can be a father of 2 if I am unlucky or maybe 'lucky', depending on what wavelength you are in.

But the thing I care the most is that~~

Can I still reach my maximum errection length?

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Hmm, I guess I am still young after all.

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Sucky timetable

My timetable is the suckiest ever where I got class everyday. As for my friends, they only have class on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. It means that they can go back to hometown on Thursday night and will only be back on Monday. Lucky fellas..

Anyway, being a typical student, I do not wake up early as the night never gets old. I'm a young, energetic guy who adore night activities. But guess what, I have class at 8am on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Darn stupid right? 3 days in a week summore! ! ! Seriously, I think I'll be late for class at least once in a week.

You might think it's okay since most of the lecturers do not give a damn. Yea, you might be right but it's Japanese class la. The lecturer keeps on emphasize on punctuality. She was like telling us, 'Don't you all dare to be late in my class! ! !'..

Aiyaya, need to start sleeping early from now on. Sigh..

Anyway, we had a meeting yesterday among the management and accounting people about the Interaction Day for the juniors. Apparently, I am the Head of Games and a darn annoying girl kept on talking to me. She was like telling me what to do and the way she say it was as if like she is the only one who knows what to do.

I was tahan-ing all along while she was talking to me. Seriously, my EQ level has increased a lot since I stepped into USM. Or else, I might just ask her to mind her own business and fcuk off. Or maybe I should brag about the things I did before. Grr~~

Annoying people is everywhere and we just can't help it~~ Sigh..
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My new apartment

Hey hey, I will be staying in an apartment with four girls starting this semester for two years. Hoho..

Staying alone sounds quite cool where you have 100% of freedom, can do anything you want and no one there to say NO! ! ! But it wasn't like what I've expected. A lot of things needed to be done. Sigh~~

When i reached there on Saturday night, the moment I entered the house, I was in shock. Seriously, the floor was full of hair, be it short, long, curly(Hmm??), u name it. A lot of boxes, books and rubbish were there and it was very disturbing.

The bathroom lagi teruk, stink like shit. Consequences of renting it out to 6 'ma lat lou-s'~~ They aint human at all..

Anyway, when I entered my room, there was a lot, I would call, unnecessary stuffs like computer table, mattress, mirror and so on there. What I need in my room is only a comfy bed. Basically, I do everything in bed la, be it sleeping, studying, sex?? It is a dude's room after all. Anyhow, I just threw all the stuffs to the living room and started to do the cleaning. Seriously, this is the first time I actually clean a whole room by my own, I don't even clean my own room in Kl.

I guess this is one of the shitty consequences of staying alone.

After finished cleaning my room and packing all the things, to bath I went. The moment I stepped in, I started to swear. The condition of the bathroom was like shit. A lot of empty shampoo bottles, stain here and there and got air bertakung which to me, like for at least a few weeks. Got jejentik some more. Not to mention, spider web and the smell of the toilet was unbearable. You might vomit when you see it.

I was in rage. I cannot bath in that condition at all. WTF right~~ Basically, I threw all the syampoo bottles and the stuffs(Ended up I ter-threw away my housemate's shampoo and body wash, pity her). Then I splashed Ajak-Fabuloso everywhere and brush-off all the yellowish stains. Unexpected, the stains ciao easily. Not bad la the product~~

By the way, it was the first time I clean a bathroom. A lot of first time in a day. Though it was a nasty experience. I spent two hours washing the whole bathroom until 3 in the morning. WTF right??

But after finished washing the toilet, I was kindof happy, a weird undescribable happy feeling. Got some sense of accomplishment.. Haha..

The next day, we cleaned the living room and bought a lot of new stuffs and some furniture.

Now, it does look cleaner but still way far from clean.

But what to do, lecture starts on this week and maybe during weekend we will do something about it.

Hopefully it will be better. I really do hope so.

P/s : I am taking Jap as my minor. Don't care, die ma die la..

P/p/s: A lot of meetings la.. Grrr~~
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The opposite attracts??

Have anyone heard of 'olive rule' before, from the first episode of How I met your mother?



Basically, it's something like, if you hate olives, get a partner who likes olives so that when both of you dine together, you can just throw all those yucky olives to them and they will be happilly eating it without a single complain.



Well, it works pretty fine in the show if you all know what show I am telling here.



Yet, won't you feel disgust when the scent of olives came out from their mouth especially when you are making out? Won't it be a turn-off or a mood-breaker??



Besides, how far does it work in reality when it comes to other things like personality, social backgrounds? Where two totally different person with their own distinctive niche and diverse character???



For instance, a girl who loves socializing hook up with a geek? Or a more common situation, a sporting guy with a narrow-minded girl??



In a relationship, it doesn't follow the 'olive rule' at all. Even if it does, it needs unimaginable tolerance and countless effort.



You may not see eye to eye with me but anyhow, I truly believe that a couple needs to have a certain degree of same interests and MUST from the same world.



If not, you are just looking for TROUBLE~~

Unexpected discovery~~

I was bored the other day and went to read TimothyTiah's blog.

Guess what, I found out that the average duration of sex in a specific survey is so darn short, which is 3 to 7 mins only??

Well, if I am in the survey, I will definitely pull up the average..

Don't doubt. Try me, then you will know~~

Check this out..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4AvK6e6g0&feature=related
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Two options, ONE decision

Next semester is going to start in a week time. Excited, well, I am. I have been lazing around for more than a month. It's time to get serious and start cramming books again.

My results wasn't good in 2nd semester. I guess luck is not dependable and is not always there when you need it. Weird it may seem but where is the good karma I deserve??

I realized in uni, we need to concentrate from the beginning of the sem. We need to get good results for mid-term and good grades in your assignments as well as in projects. Or else, you will ended up slapping yourself when finals' results came out and you are darn fcuking near with A's.

I was hoping to enter the Golden Key Club by getting into dean's list for two sem straight but my 2nd sem result was quite far from 3.5. Sigh sigh..

Anyway, new sem, new start, new decisions to be made. I need to make a crucial decision by end of next week which is what field should I be minoring?

There are two options in mind.

First, psychology. From the seniors and other people who took/are taking it, this subject is rather easy to score. Basically, 50% of them will get an A. Thus, it will definitely pull up your cgpa and your overall results. Furthermore, there will only be two hours lecture per week, no assignments, no projects. That sounds pretty cool, right?

But the thing is darn a lot of people are taking it and apparently, I will be competing with all these people in the future on the same field, which probably is the corporate world. Thus, it means there will be a lot of people looking for jobs with more or less the same qualifications, such a WTF-ing foreseeable situation.

The second option is japanese. I have been wanting to learn japanese since 4 or 5 years back, when I was exposed to Youth Exchange Program. It is an important tool for me to know more japanese girls. It is saddening to know that japanese cannot speak proper english. When I was in Japan, due to language barrier, I missed out many chances to bla bla bla(if u hv a great mind, u will noe).

Anyway, the reason up there is not the main reason though(fingers crossed). By learning japanese, I believe it will lead me to a better chance getting a job. If possible, I don't even mind working in Japan. After all, the paid there is fuiiiyooo but same goes with living expenses. Anyhow, the girls there are double fuiiyoo..

There was a friend who told me this:

"European girls are fantastic in bed but not so pretty, Malaysian girls pulak are the worst in bed but good-looking. As for Japanese, they are great in bed and sugoii kawaii.''

I 101% agree with the statement. The way japanese girls carry themselves are so fcuking-licious. No matter what they do or say, it's a HUGE turn on. When they are in costumes, ~~~~~~~~~~, do I need to say it out??

But, learning a new language is not easy. From the seniors, you will be suffering when it comes to second or higher levels. Some of them who took it just barely passed. By the way, this course consists of six hours lecture per week and there are a lot of assignments and presentations. Sigh~~

Really donno wad 2 pick laaaaa. I sangat-sangat bo suka making decisions.. Urghhhhh..

So, two options, ONE decision.
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Hybrid or Hibird??

Last Saturday was YM’s farewell party. There was darn a lot of people and YM was busy entertaining them which are mostly girls. He totally abandoned us, his good friends. Anyway, I met some new friends and pulled some pranks here and there.

YM has a hybrid Honda Civic. When he got his car, all of us have an urge to kacau his car. We even gave his car a new name, hi-bird it is. We always ejek him and ask him to drive us around with his ‘hibird’, fuel efficient ma.

Anyway, when we were told about the party, we knew it will be our last chance to do something with his car as we have been talking about it since months ago. Our plan was changing the word hybrid to hi-bird. The alphabet I, we planned to use a middle finger to replace it. But, we were afraid that his parents might see it before him and it will be really WTF-ing~~

So, we use this instead of the middle finger.

Mission accomplished.

If he doesn’t see it and drive his car to his uni, I think anyone who sees it will laugh at him. Then, he might grab a knife and chase after us and three of us will die laughing.

That’s life, right peeps??

Anyway, a lot of wine and liquor were swallowed down that day and KY was drunk. He was pissing–up as if it’s water.

We had some fun and kacau-ed him kao kao. Haha..

That's what friends for, right??

P/s: Best friends are the ones who make fool of you when u r half-dead.

Fishing is boring

Fishing is my dad’s hobby. He goes fishing whenever he has time. Anyway, I was introduced by Kenn into this boring thingy. He finished his diploma in fishery and going to Tasmania to study i-think-it's-about-fish-again(What’s your course aa, u nv tell me la). Thus, fishing is kind of his thing..

The first time I went fishing was last year at a lake near our housing area. I got nothing that day but Kenn got a few tilapias. Another buddy, Kien Yee got a small tilapia as well. I was the only one who went home empty-handed. WTF..

Anyway, last Friday, it was my second fishing trip. We drove all the way to Kuala Selangor to try our luck. The road was rather congested but we had some fun in the car. That idiot’s car is spacious where we can put our legs straight.

I was quite excited. I even tried my new ‘pusing-pusing thingy’(crap, I forgot the name of that thing again) in the car.

I dreamt of catching a shark the night before. Thus without catching a fish, I am not going BACK, that was what in my mind. Even a nibble will do.

When we reached KS, we parked our car in front of a restaurant and walked into the kampung to find a fishing spot. Then, we found one yet~~

But who cares, no one will give a damn and halau us right?

Then, we started to connect our fishing rod, put the bait on and bla bla bla.

We bought some small fishes and a small bag of earth worm as baits.

Then, Kenn teached me how to use the 'spoon', it's a kind of fake bait which is 'wadeva' to me. I just want to get at least a fish, that's all..

When it was my time to do it, everyone was like running far far away from me. Crappy betul, as if like I will accidentally 'kenakan' the hook on them. Do I look like a noob?

It was noon and unexpectedly we were attacked, yes, ATTACKED by gazillion blood suckers. We sent Ming and Kien Yee to a grocery store nearby on an important mission of getting Shieldtox asap.

Seriously, Shieldtox was our life saver. Without it, we might dried up in half an hour. Basically, we have to put it everywhere. The mosquitos were like hungry as if they have never been sucking blood for years~~

Luckily it was very effective, 99% of the mosquitos were gone in seconds. Finally, we can do our thing without disturbance.

Half an hour passed, but we got nothing. It was a time where our patience were truly tested. The bait kept on missing and boredom started to strike. Then, suddenly, Ming shouted that Kien Yee might got something.

It was really something and it looked heavy. I was standing aside watching and in a short while, what a 'huge fish' he got.

I guess pollution is pretty serious in that area as well.

Then, I continue with my thing. After a while, I sensed something. A 'something' was on the hook. I was like darn excited, I thought it's a fish.

But when I started rolling back the string, that 'something' did not struggle at all. It was pretty smooth. And yea, I got nothing but a grass. Fcuk~~

Then, another half an hour passed~~ Boredom started rising again.

Another half an hour passed again. Boredom was on the air~~

Even, the 'fish expert' was 'bertafakur' in a sitting mode..

It was almost 10 and as usual, hunger was attacking someone(You all should know who la). I did not want to ciao but majority rules. That fella drove there some more. And with that, it left me no option.

After finished packing, we put all the stuffs in the car and makan at donno-what-name restaurant. The restaurant is pretty standard and the seafood there is cheap(duhh?? it's a fish village).. Anyway, we ordered 7 dishes. The photos will do the talking~~

Crap, I don't know the correct word of this dish in chinese(is it 螺) and english as well.

Curry shark meat

Crispy fried oyster(ooh2 jian1)

Steamed tiger prawn with egg(another 2 makan-ed edy)

Fried cuttle fish

No photos for the lala and vege. We were way too busy feeding ourselves.

The food was good and we enjoyed it. But from the trip, I made a conclusion,

FISHING IS BORING.

It sucks~~